She's a Funny Kid Part 3

Story 1
Toothie - "Moma I've noticed Zoni's (our puppy) nose isn't very wet. Do you want me to go and wet it?"
Moma- "No, Honey, you don't have to wet it."
Toothie - "But I thought if dogs noses weren't wet they get sick."

Story 2
Toothie asked if we were going to eat cafeteria style. She was meaning buffet style.